robocvnt:

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

astoundly:

okay someone take one for the team and travel the world with me